Daily Prompt: Jolly “While Santa’s Away”

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Ah, Tis The Season of Holiday Cheer,
Santa’s workshop has been busy, busy, busy all throughout the year;
All the elves are working in high gear.
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As Santa plans out his route,
by MapQuest and Waze;
He remember’s the good ole’ days. 

Santa with his sleigh and reindeers flying in the sky. Above a snowy little village near a river. I added twinkle stars and a border to it. DF,

He’d whisper to each of his eight tiny reindeer
which way he wanted to go;
And, off into the night’s cold crisp air.

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While Santa was out on tour,
the elves began to sing,
shaking they’re thang on the dance floor.

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The party was in full swing,
while the elves were mingling
bustin’ a move to jingling.

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Oh, these elves know how to party hearty;
They toss back Jolly Rancher jello shots,
mixed with some Bacardi.   
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And, Soon, The drama then began…

You see, elves can’t hold their liquor well;
They went from mingling and flirting,
to wishing others elves to go to hell.

 

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Molly and Polly tried to win over Paulie,
by being wordy, dirty and downright filthy.
Marty and Harvey began to brawl 
in the middle of the hall;
Because Carley didn’t notice them at all.

 

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But, Carley just wanted to play with Harley ~ Her sweet little Doggie.

This reminds me of Moo-Moo. Molly is part Great Dane or Grey Hound(or somethin' like that), part some type of bird dog, and she has some Pit in her. She has a Pit bull face so that's probably why this dog reminds me of her:-(

“Woof!”

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The party was soon out of control.
One elf Ollie was seen groping Barbie (the doll that is).  🙂
While other’s started strip dancing on the candy cane pole.

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As the night was finally coming to an end,
Molly gave up flirting with Paulie;
And, snuck away with Charlie.

 

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 Rumor has it:
They kissed under the holly,
and enjoyed their own jolly good time.

 

Daily Prompt: Varnish ~ My Version of “The Wizard of Oz”

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  Love kills

The Tins man had forgotten to give the Tinman a heart, as the story goes.
One day he was in the forest chopping wood when it began to rain,
and his metal exterior became rusted and tarnished.
There, the Tinman remained frozen in place,
until one fine day, Dorothy and the Scarecrow happened upon him.
“Erl” the Tinman murmured from his rusted lips… “Erl.”
Scarecrow scratched his head when he questioned,
“Dorothy, who the hell is Earl??”
You see, the Scarecrow didn’t have a brain…
As Dorothy glanced around she saw the oil can sitting on a stump.
“He needs Oil!”, she exclaimed; “Hurry!”
They passed the oil can about, a squirt, squirt here and there,
applying oil to the Tinman’s mouth and limbs.
The Tinman then explained how he was built without a heart. 
 After the Tinman’s performance,
“We’re off to see the Wizard,  The Wonderful Wizzard of Oz!”
skipping their way down the yellow brick road.
Along the way, they came across the Cowardly Lion
They, of course, invited him along; 
Hell, couldn’t just leave the scaredy cat behind.
Skipping their way down the yellow brick road…
“We’re off to see The Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!”
After fending off the Wicked Witch of the East, from beyod every corner,
they finally reached The Emerald City.
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As Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tinman, and Cowardly Lion entered the hall in which the Wonderful Wizzard’s bulging, angry head danced upon the fire, he bellowed he would grant them their wishes, if only they killed off the Wicked Witch of The East, and bring back proof.  
As a kid, the Wicked Witch scared Liza Jane. She couldn't watch the movie until she was a teenager.
So, off they went down that damn yellow brick road once again singing, “We’re off the see the bitch that wicked old witch!”  
It wasn’t an easy task to beat flying monkeys and the troops at the gate, in fact, they all got cornered in a compromised place within the wicked old castle.  
Okay, this is where it gets a bit sketchy to me;  why was there a bucket of water on this landing?  I haven’t got a clue, but quick thinking struck when the Wicked Witch of The East set Scarecrow ablaze, Dorothy picked up the mystery bucket of water to put out the flames but hit the Wicked old witch as well.  There the Wicked Old Witch of The East scream out, “I’m melting! I’m melting!” 
“Yay!  The wicked old biddy was finally dead!”  They all sang out loud; as they pranced their way back to the Wizard of Oz to grant them all their wishes.
By now,  those damn ruby red slippers were forming blisters on Dorothy’s tired feet, as they scurried up the yellow stone cobble road. 
Dorothy's Ruby Slippers -"The Wizard of Oz", 1939.  °  They finally reach the Emerald City and Toto uncovers ‘The Myth, The Man’; that creepy old Wizzard that promised them that he would grant them their wishes.  Scarecrow got his degree, Tinman, a heart beating necklace, and Lion a medal of courage.  
Dorothy, on the other hand, was left to cry only wishing she could go home,  back to her Aunty Em, but the Wizard couldn’t perform his last wish.
Ah, the translucent bubble drifted downward from the skies above, and Glenda The Good Witch explained to her… “Silly little ninny, you were wearing these magic ruby red slippers after you killed off the Wicked Witch of the West, weren’t you even listening to me at the beginning of the movie?  You could have been out of here already, if only you listened back then.  All you have to do is click your heels, and repeat after me:  “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, and you’ll leave this colorful place, and return to the dust bowl you refer to as home.”
Dorothy then said her goodbyes to her traveling companions.  Scarecrow wished he didn’t have a brain to feel the pain, Lion balled his eyes out, and Tinman’s heart began to break and tarnish all over again.  She handed him his oil can and told him to pick up more WD-40, and lube up. 
Dorothy hugged them all goodbye, clicked her blistered feet encased in her ruby red slippers and repeatedly said;  “There’s no place like home, There’s no place like home” and she had awakened back in black and white with Aunty Em, and family surrounding her.   
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December 1, 2017: Mindfulness Matters (Part 4) Fun Stuff to Ease Your Thoughts

Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace.                                                                                                                                                                                 More

Can you believe it’s December 1st?  Happy Friday to each and every one of you!!!

I thought I would take today, the last day of Mindfulness Matters and post some positive quotes and affirmations.  Of course, I’ll add a touch and dash of humor to the mix.   

"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes #courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying I will try again tomorrow." #inspirationalquotes"Your calm mind is the ultimate weapon against your challenges. So relax." -Bryant McGillblogmonkey: H.D.Thoreau. WALDEN: Chapter VIII: The Village40 Of The Funniest Quotes EverMy Saves  I know I have posted this before, but I couldn’ resist posting this little guy again.  I mean really, look at that sweet little face!  Calvin and Hobbes - I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.When life is hard and people are negative remember this quote dear ones.

Image result for despicable me minions love quotes We all have them, but we also have the tools to cope with those rough days.  Don’t allow them to take over your life. Focus on the present moment, and remember…  You are not alone.

The most important habit I’ve formed in the last 10 years of forming habits is meditation. Hands down, bar none. Meditation has helped me to form all my other habits, it’s helped me to become more peaceful, more focused, less worried about discomfort, more appreciative and attentive to everything in my life. I’m far from perfect, but it has helped me come a long way. Here are 20 practical meditation tips for beginners.Morning Funny Picture Dump 34 Pics11 steps to building a meditation habit -- Get rid of your mental clutter with "declutter your mind"  Practice meditation daily.  Calm yourself down, breathe, and simply remember that you are doing the best you can. 🙂

Mens Humor Twitter / Instagram Try not to wear the world on your shoulders…  You’ll end up shrinking. 🙂

 

Alright, my friends, I am going to join my roommate and have a nice dinner out this evening.  Afterwards, I intend to come back here and get caught up with all of your posts.  I find each and every one of you unique, kind, inspirational, and overall look forward to reading whats happening in your lives.  I love your poetry, short stories, and the experiences you have from all walks of life, and from all over the world.

Enjoy your Friday evening!

Take Care & God Bless,
Beckie

 

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Daily Prompt: Zoo ~~ The City is a ZOO!

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Ah, New York City.  Some may call it the largest melting pot, others call it a zoo.

I never got to go when I lived in NYC. I love going to zoos.

When you think of New York City, you naturally think of skyscrapers, traffic, and thousands of people, right?  Well, yeah, that is true.  However, it also holds some of the most beautiful, scenic parks and zoos.

The Bronx Zoo is the largest metropolitan zoo in North America, priding itself on wildlife conservation and the goal to connect people to wild nature. The logos represent this by meshing wildlife silhouettes with the city skyline of New York. The use of negative space nicely incorporates together the wild life zoo residing within the concrete jungle of NYC.This baby Snow Leopard at the Bronx Zoo practices her pouncing skills, with her mom K2 as the target. See VIDEO of the cub at play and learn how zoos are saving rare animals on ZooBorns.com and at http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2017/10/attack-of-the-snow-leopard-cub.html

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The Bronx Zoo is such a fun place to visit and educational as well.  Families and Schools alike take children there all throughout the year.  There are always new activities and even wild animal shows.

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A hop, skip, and a jump away from the zoo, is the New York Botanical Gardens.

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Smack dab in the middle of the New York City is Central Park and the Central Park Zoo.
central park zoo pictures - Bing Images  Personally, my favorite place to visit there is where the penguins play.  I seriously could watch them all day.  🙂

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Ah, yes…  NYC can be a jungle that is for sure, but it’s Zoos are a fun and exciting place to visit the real animals.  (Hahaahaaa!)  🙂

Daily Prompt: One-Way “Mama Always Said”

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"because I'm the mother... that's why"--Anne Taintor

Have you ever thought back to the times when your Mom was attempting to make a point, and you’re left there thinking to yourself,  ‘Huh?’
Here are a few winners from my childhood, please keep in mind I was born in 1966, and Mom, 1946.  Only a mere twenty years difference.  Also, keep in mind that things were A LOT DIFFERENT when she was growing up.
Mom – “You can tell a boy likes you if he punches you in the arm.”
(Thoughts) – ‘So, if I kick him back, does that mean true love?’
Mom – “You shouldn’t make faces at people.  One day someone’s gonna slap you on the back when you make a face, and it will freeze that way.”
(Thoughts) – ‘Okay, so you don’t have to make a creative Halloween costume this year.’
Mom – “You better eat all that food on your plate!  There are starving children in China.”
(Thoughts) – ‘I don’t even think starving children in China would want to eat this liver concoction.’
Mom – “Make sure you make your bed before you go to school.”
(Thoughts) – ‘Are we expecting visitors while no one’s home?’
Mom – “You’re not leaving the house dressed like that.”
(Thoughts) – ‘Oh, but walking out the front door naked is acceptable?’
Mom – “Make sure you wash your face and brush your teeth before bed.”
(Thoughts) – ‘How ’bout I brush my face and wash my teeth.  How many times do I need to be reminded of this one?’
Mom – “Don’t talk back to me!”
(Thoughts) – ‘Should I mime my response to you?’
Mom – “One-way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
(Thoughts) – ‘Well, that seems a bit drastic.”
Mom – “Young ladies shouldn’t be calling boys.”
(Thoughts) –  ‘Who said I was a lady yet?’

 

Ah, the memories of what my Mother instilled in me as a child, and a young teenager were priceless.  I learned from the best when it came to becoming a wise ass.  🙂

 

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