Daily Prompt: Jolly “While Santa’s Away”

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Ah, Tis The Season of Holiday Cheer,
Santa’s workshop has been busy, busy, busy all throughout the year;
All the elves are working in high gear.
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As Santa plans out his route,
by MapQuest and Waze;
He remember’s the good ole’ days. 

Santa with his sleigh and reindeers flying in the sky. Above a snowy little village near a river. I added twinkle stars and a border to it. DF,

He’d whisper to each of his eight tiny reindeer
which way he wanted to go;
And, off into the night’s cold crisp air.

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While Santa was out on tour,
the elves began to sing,
shaking they’re thang on the dance floor.

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The party was in full swing,
while the elves were mingling
bustin’ a move to jingling.

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Oh, these elves know how to party hearty;
They toss back Jolly Rancher jello shots,
mixed with some Bacardi.   
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And, Soon, The drama then began…

You see, elves can’t hold their liquor well;
They went from mingling and flirting,
to wishing others elves to go to hell.

 

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Molly and Polly tried to win over Paulie,
by being wordy, dirty and downright filthy.
Marty and Harvey began to brawl 
in the middle of the hall;
Because Carley didn’t notice them at all.

 

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But, Carley just wanted to play with Harley ~ Her sweet little Doggie.

This reminds me of Moo-Moo. Molly is part Great Dane or Grey Hound(or somethin' like that), part some type of bird dog, and she has some Pit in her. She has a Pit bull face so that's probably why this dog reminds me of her:-(

“Woof!”

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The party was soon out of control.
One elf Ollie was seen groping Barbie (the doll that is).  🙂
While other’s started strip dancing on the candy cane pole.

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As the night was finally coming to an end,
Molly gave up flirting with Paulie;
And, snuck away with Charlie.

 

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 Rumor has it:
They kissed under the holly,
and enjoyed their own jolly good time.

 

December 1, 2017: Mindfulness Matters (Part 4) Fun Stuff to Ease Your Thoughts

Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace.                                                                                                                                                                                 More

Can you believe it’s December 1st?  Happy Friday to each and every one of you!!!

I thought I would take today, the last day of Mindfulness Matters and post some positive quotes and affirmations.  Of course, I’ll add a touch and dash of humor to the mix.   

"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes #courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying I will try again tomorrow." #inspirationalquotes"Your calm mind is the ultimate weapon against your challenges. So relax." -Bryant McGillblogmonkey: H.D.Thoreau. WALDEN: Chapter VIII: The Village40 Of The Funniest Quotes EverMy Saves  I know I have posted this before, but I couldn’ resist posting this little guy again.  I mean really, look at that sweet little face!  Calvin and Hobbes - I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.When life is hard and people are negative remember this quote dear ones.

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The most important habit I’ve formed in the last 10 years of forming habits is meditation. Hands down, bar none. Meditation has helped me to form all my other habits, it’s helped me to become more peaceful, more focused, less worried about discomfort, more appreciative and attentive to everything in my life. I’m far from perfect, but it has helped me come a long way. Here are 20 practical meditation tips for beginners.Morning Funny Picture Dump 34 Pics11 steps to building a meditation habit -- Get rid of your mental clutter with "declutter your mind"  Practice meditation daily.  Calm yourself down, breathe, and simply remember that you are doing the best you can. 🙂

Mens Humor Twitter / Instagram Try not to wear the world on your shoulders…  You’ll end up shrinking. 🙂

 

Alright, my friends, I am going to join my roommate and have a nice dinner out this evening.  Afterwards, I intend to come back here and get caught up with all of your posts.  I find each and every one of you unique, kind, inspirational, and overall look forward to reading whats happening in your lives.  I love your poetry, short stories, and the experiences you have from all walks of life, and from all over the world.

Enjoy your Friday evening!

Take Care & God Bless,
Beckie

 

Please check out what’s happening over at “The Perfectly Imperfect Bunch”  Thank you.  🙂

 

Daily Prompt: Zoo ~~ The City is a ZOO!

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Ah, New York City.  Some may call it the largest melting pot, others call it a zoo.

I never got to go when I lived in NYC. I love going to zoos.

When you think of New York City, you naturally think of skyscrapers, traffic, and thousands of people, right?  Well, yeah, that is true.  However, it also holds some of the most beautiful, scenic parks and zoos.

The Bronx Zoo is the largest metropolitan zoo in North America, priding itself on wildlife conservation and the goal to connect people to wild nature. The logos represent this by meshing wildlife silhouettes with the city skyline of New York. The use of negative space nicely incorporates together the wild life zoo residing within the concrete jungle of NYC.This baby Snow Leopard at the Bronx Zoo practices her pouncing skills, with her mom K2 as the target. See VIDEO of the cub at play and learn how zoos are saving rare animals on ZooBorns.com and at http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2017/10/attack-of-the-snow-leopard-cub.html

Everything you need to know about visiting the Bronx Zoo (2300 Southern Blvd, Bronx, NY 10458). Located in the Bronx, NY, this massive attraction is the larges

The Bronx Zoo is such a fun place to visit and educational as well.  Families and Schools alike take children there all throughout the year.  There are always new activities and even wild animal shows.

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A hop, skip, and a jump away from the zoo, is the New York Botanical Gardens.

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Smack dab in the middle of the New York City is Central Park and the Central Park Zoo.
central park zoo pictures - Bing Images  Personally, my favorite place to visit there is where the penguins play.  I seriously could watch them all day.  🙂

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Ah, yes…  NYC can be a jungle that is for sure, but it’s Zoos are a fun and exciting place to visit the real animals.  (Hahaahaaa!)  🙂

~ Thanksgiving ~ ~ “This & That”~

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From Me to You, I’d like to Wish all of you a Happy Thanksgiving!
At least once a week, I like to lighten things up in the middles of the week.  This week is no different.  🙂  
~Here’s a little of “This & That” for the Thanksgiving Holiday~

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We should all be thankful every day, and not just one day out of the year.  Have a safe, fun, no drama Thanksgiving Day Everyone!!!  Take Care & God Bless,   Beckie

Daily Prompt: Droll ~ Maggie Smith

Ladies and Gentlemen, the epitome of epicness: Maggie Smith.

A woman of sophistication and privilege 
Lady Grantham conveys a archaic, unapologetic, and earnest figure,
on my favorite PBS series, "Downton Abbey."
Maggie Smith's droll smirk on her face,
delivered sarcasm as only she could.
I found her dry amusement quite amusing and alluring.

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Daily Prompt: Droll

 

November 15, 2017: ~ Keeping It Lite For Wednesday Nite ~

Good Evening my friends here in the blogosphere!   Since Hump Day is coming to a close, I thought I would post little tidbits of encouragement, quotes, with a dash of humor.  We all need something to smile about, right?

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Snorts, hiccups, soreness of the ribs, cheeks hurt, farting…  Laughter is contagious!

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Law Of Attraction Affirmations   
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So very true  🙂

Feeling your feelings is an important tool for greater self love, increased peace, happiness, confidence and joy. Download a powerful meditation for deep emotional healing at SuzanneHeyn.com.  Move forward, and don’t look back at that crap.  LOL!!!
Hah.!!  
I pity the fool for getting involved with my ex-fiance’.  I recommend ear plugs!  LOL!!!  

 

DID I MENTION ITS NOT EVEN 9AM

Have a wonderful evening everyone, see ya tomorrow!

 

Take Care & God Bless!
Beckie