Ah, Tis The Season of Holiday Cheer,
Santa’s workshop has been busy, busy, busy all throughout the year;
All the elves are working in high gear.
As Santa plans out his route,
by MapQuest and Waze;
He remember’s the good ole’ days.
He’d whisper to each of his eight tiny reindeer
which way he wanted to go;
And, off into the night’s cold crisp air.
While Santa was out on tour,
the elves began to sing,
shaking they’re thang on the dance floor.
The party was in full swing,
while the elves were mingling
bustin’ a move to jingling.
Oh, these elves know how to party hearty;
They toss back Jolly Rancher jello shots,
mixed with some Bacardi.
And, Soon, The drama then began…
You see, elves can’t hold their liquor well;
They went from mingling and flirting,
to wishing others elves to go to hell.
Molly and Polly tried to win over Paulie,
by being wordy, dirty and downright filthy.
Marty and Harvey began to brawl
in the middle of the hall;
Because Carley didn’t notice them at all.
But, Carley just wanted to play with Harley ~ Her sweet little Doggie.
The party was soon out of control.
One elf Ollie was seen groping Barbie (the doll that is). 🙂
While other’s started strip dancing on the candy cane pole.
As the night was finally coming to an end,
Molly gave up flirting with Paulie;
And, snuck away with Charlie.
Rumor has it:
They kissed under the holly,
and enjoyed their own jolly good time.