“Me and My Calvins”
I reminisce back to the days when it took lying on the bed flat,
to pull my Calvins over my tiny heinie for the sake of catching the attention of a guy.
Hell, Brooke Shields was epic back in her day too…
This ain’t no lie.
Now, my older plumpy rumpy desires leggings and sweats,
because they hide my English muffin crinkled, nooks, and cranny rear end.
I faced facts, guys nor men, are looking my way again. Who wants sagging breast?