Fibbing Friday-March 15th’s Challenge Brought to you by “The Haunted Wordsmith”

Thank you, “The Haunted Wordsmith” for this fun challenge!

FIBBING FRIDAY MARCH 15

What would a Friday be without the chance to fib? So, put on your thinking caps and prepare your biggest whopper.

Here are this week’s questions:

  1. What did the fox say?  ” Look here, rich bitch, I’ll turn you into a coat if you’re not careful!”
  2. What really ran Grandma over? Grandpa, he can’t see a damn thing anymore!
  3. Those aren’t elves in Santa’s workshop…what are they? Children from the naughty list working and earning their keep.
  4. What were the milkman’s confessions? “You can’t prove that I’m that babies Daddy.”
  5. The Mad Hatter wasn’t really a hatter, what was his occupation? Shoe salesman.
  6. What is your favorite sandwich? Roast Beast & Swiss Men.  LOL!
  7. What do you like to curl up with on cold winter nights? Some things should be kept private.  😲
  8. Davy Jones doesn’t have a locker…what does he have? Monkees? 
  9. Blackbeard was a not a pirate…what was he? Heavy Metal Band member… “Rock on!!!”
  10. What are the real directions to Neverland?  I’ll never tell.
  11. Why do people in old tv shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch?  It’s better than sleeping in separate beds.
  12. What really happened to the three little pigs? One became sausage.  The second one became bacon.  The third little piggy is hanging on the end of my foot.
  13. What really is Trump’s Space Force? The space between his ears.
  14. Who brings the Easter eggs? Better yet, who came first… The bunny or the egg?
  15. What is down the rabbit hole?  Bunny Poop!

 

If you’d like to fib, head on over to “The Haunted Wordsmith” –  

https://thehauntedwordsmith.wordpress.com/2019/03/15/fibbing-friday-march-15/

https://beckiesmentalmess.wordpress.com/2019/03/15/fibbing-friday-march-15/

 

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